This is How I Do It

Okay I have neglected this blog for a while i must admit.. DUUHH well Im here to fill you in what has gone down since 08 and trust me, alot has happened.

1. Eat With Confidence
Ooo John Doe is all i have to say. The typical sweet heart will do what ever a girl wants, and of course he did for me. Can't say i didn't abuse that. But he got his work cut out for him for being so sweet . Let me tell you he is one to go down and not give a damn who says what. Eat with confidence... gotta love it. And he wasn't that one your scared to look down at. Sexy from head to toe, nasty, and a beautiful head of hair to grab onto to control. Just one to get wild with, but not all the time you gotta give it a break... make him miss it, better yet crave it. So i left it there.....for now.





2. Bug a Boo
Who would have thought you would have used this word again since the Destiny's Child Cd made made platinum. BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS FOOL. I know at least one female had one of those....go on one date and you become his addiction type of guy. But this was just weird beyond belief. To begin he came to a casual dinner for take out sushi with dress pants and grandpa dress shoes. MY FIRST SIGN TO RUN but i gave it the benefit of the doubt. Then as we were raping up the dinner session he took out a "love letter/poem" and read it out loud simply cause I can't read his chicken scratches. I WAS FAR FROM ROMANTIC. More toward insanity this guy only met me once and he was sprung. Where T-PAIN AT?? I dropped that Fool in a hot second before i became another stat for homicide.






3. Mr. Cocky
Haha I have acquainted my self with good ol' Mister Cocky better known as the guy that thinks he has it going on down below. Well I can't lie that he wasn't lying, but cockiness and cocky for some reason just does not mix AT ALL don't ask me why. I dont know about you but a turn off can makes it hard to turn on someone. Plus on top of that he had ex girlfriend baggage NOT CUTE. I got with it and had to drop it...not a mistake but a heads up for sure. haha i didnt even mean for that last sentence to be a pun.

Foreplay...the best thing on a date SOMETIMES !!

Now gurlies one thing we love about dates is the foreplay that goes on during the date. Wrong or Right? OF COURSE IM RIGHT you heffers need to stop fronting and be for real if you said wrong. Yea, yea, yea i know you would like to believe its about getting to know the person but its about if they actually turn you on even though you have your clothes on in a public area.

Let me give you a scenario... your out on your 1st date with a very attractive fella and you can't keep your eyes off of him because hes just so damn gorgeous. When he in the movie theatre just placing his hand on your leg.. you act all defensive..just to show your not a slut.... but the truth is your screaming in the inside for him. NOW AM I REALLY LYING?.. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.


Now just as fast as foreplay can start to make you jump and scream for a person it can be shot down easily...How many ladies out their remember the time you were all into a guy on the first date and the time finally comes for that makeout sestion and his BREATHE SMELLS LIKE DOG SHIT!!!!!!! TOO MANY TIMES. FELLAS !! listen to me and listen to me good get a friggin breathe mint before you become the last man on earth, damn.

This is just from my perspective.. what do you think ??